I mean, my hair dresser has been telling me for years that she sees them, but I have so much hair, I never actually found one. Now I find this long ass one that's clearly been growing for some time and you k now what that means: THERE'S MORE! 
I always knew this day was coming. My mom has had white hair since before I was born but I thought just maybe I got some of the genes that allowed my dad to stay gray free until he was 50. No such luck. I think I'm going to have to stop bullshitting on getting highlights just to cover up my gray. I'm 20-fuckin-1. That's all kinds of wack, not to mention, unfair.
Ugh, anyway, me and the hubby are going to the State Fair tomorrow. Maybe they'll give me a senior citizen discount. 